Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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