I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Did I show you my penis last night?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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