people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
