i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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