Cold hands, warm shart.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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