Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
