We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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