I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You can't special order awesome
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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