Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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