I love black thongs
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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