How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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