If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I have fence marks all over my body
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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