No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
