we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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