Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
where am i from again
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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