Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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