she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
your like the ambassador to my penis.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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