Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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