He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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