It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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