i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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