i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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