we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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