so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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