Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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