is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Naked Twister starts at high noon
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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