I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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