Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
