ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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