Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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