why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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