Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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