Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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