You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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