Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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