We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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