so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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