I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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