How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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