i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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