Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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