then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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