you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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