I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
