Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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