Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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