I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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