I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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