I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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