let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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