Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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