i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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