so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
