Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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