when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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