its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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